If the wine you drink, car you drive, food you eat, clothes you wear and even pets you have defines you as a person; does your choice of Linux Distro defines you too?
If you use Ubuntu… You like to follow the crowd and do whatever everyone else does. No individualism.
If you use Debian… You are a giver. You let the crowd followers be more popular with your ideas.
If you use Gentoo… You are a perfectionist. While everyone is partying, you are still getting dressed.
If you use Arch… You do it for the Lulz. 4Chan!
If you use PCLinuxOS… You dumped your girlfriend (Windows), and found someone who looks like her, but better.
If you use Red Hat… You are respected by all. Used by none.
If you use Suse… You supposedly crossed over to the dark side.
If you use Mandriva… You like frequent changes. Anymore changes and no one will remember you.
If you use Slackware… You probably like “Antiques Roadshow” too.
Tell us, which linux distro do you use and why you prefer it over others?